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ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻲ ﺻﺎﺣﺒﻮ : ﺃﻫﺎ ﻣﻦ
ﻗﻮﻟﺔ ﺗﻴﺖ ﺳﺎﻭﻳﻦ ﻟﻴﻨﺎ ﻋﻤﻞ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﻣﺴﻄﻮﻝ ﻗﺎﻟﻮ ﻟﻴﻬﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻫﻮ
ﺃﺻﻌﺐ ﻣﻮﻗﻒ ﻣﺮﺓ ﺑﻚ ؟
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]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﻣﺴﻄﻮﻝ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ ﻣﺸﻰ ﺳﻼﺡ
ﺍﻟﻤﻈﻼﺕ .. ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻴﻬﻢ ﺩﺍﻳﺮ
ﺃﻋﻤﻞ ﻣﻈﻠﺔ ﻟﻠﻤﺮﺣﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪ
ﻭ ﻛﺪﻩ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﺭﺑﺎﻃﺎﺑﻲ ﺩﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﺸﻔﻰ
ﺳﺄﻟﻮﻩ: ﺯﻳﺎﺭﺓ؟ ﺭﺩ: ﻻ ﻋﻤﺮﻩ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﺟﻤﺎﻋﺔ
ﺭﺑﺎﻃﺎﺏ ﺷﺎﻳﻠﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻬﻢ ﺯﻭﻝ ﺗﻌﺒﺎﻥ
ﻣﻮﺩﻧﻮ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﺸﻔﻰ ﻻﻗﻬﻢ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻗﺎﻝ
ﻟﻴﻬﻢ ﺧﻴﺮ ﻳﺎ
ﺟﻤﺎﻋﺔ ﺍﻥ ﺷﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻋﻮﺟﺔ ﻣﺎﻓﻲ
ﻗﺎﻟﻮ ﻟﻴﻬﻮ ﺧﻴﺮ ﺑﺲ ﻓﻼﻥ ﺩﺍ ﻋﻴﺎﻥ
ﺷﻮﻳﺔ ﺍﻫﺎ ﻭﻫﺴﻲ
ﻣﻮﺩﻧﻮ ﻭﻳﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺎﻥ ﺭﻓﻊ ﺭﺍﺳﻮ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ
ﻟﻴﻬﻮ ﻣﻮﺩﻧﻲ ﺍﻟﻄﺎﺣﻮﻧﺔ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﺗﺰﻭﺝ ﺟﻨﻮﺑﻴﺔ ﻟﻠﺴﻼﻡ ﻏﺮﺑﺎﻭﻳﺔ ﻟﻠﻄﻌﺎﻡ
ﺟﻌﻠﻴﺔ ﻟﻠﻀﻴﻮﻑ ﺷﺎﻳﻘﻴﺔ ﻋﻤﻼً
ﻟﻠﻤﻌﺮﻭﻑ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﻻﺗﺜﻖ ﻓﻲ ﺛﻼﺛﺔ ﻋﻴﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﻨﺴﺎﺀ
ﻭﺷﻤﺲ ﺍﻟﺸﺘﺎﺀ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﺎﻳﻘﻲ ﻟﻮ ﻧﺰﻝ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺴﻤﺎﺀ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﻓﻼﺗﻲ ﻣﺸﻲ ﻣﺼﺮ ﺇﺗﺼﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺃﻣﻪ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ ﺃﻧﺎ ﺑﺎﻟﻬﺮﻡ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ: ﺳﻠﻲ
ﺭﻛﺌﺘﻴﻦ ﻭﺃﺩﺋﻴﻠﻲ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
ﺩﻧﻘﻼﻭﻱ ﺇﺗﺼﻞ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺃﺑﻮﻩ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ
ﻗﺎﻟﻴﻬﻮ ﺃﺑﻮﻱ ﻋﺮﺳﺖ ﻭﺟﺎﻧﻲ ﺇﻳﺪﺯ ﻗﺎﻝ
ﻟﻴﻬﻮ: ﺭﺑﻨﺎ ﻳﻬﺪﻳﻚ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺳﻤﻴﺘﻮ ﺻﺎﻟﺢ
ﻋﻠﻲ ﺇﺳﻤﻲ
]ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﻮﺭﺓ[
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